![A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes](http://static.existentialcomics.com/title.jpg)
The Philosophy of Genie Wishes
![Dang actually we should have wished to live forever, then we would have infinite time to figure out if chairs exist or not.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/ThePhilosophyofGenieWishes.png)
Dang actually we should have wished to live forever, then we would have infinite time to figure out if chairs exist or not.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/548
The Philosophy Gym
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![What's actually funny though is that body builders take their training more seriously than academics and it's not particularly close.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/ThePhilosophyGym2.png)
What's actually funny though is that body builders take their training more seriously than academics and it's not particularly close.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/505
Stoic School Athletics
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![Although I bet even the Stoics would be pretty pissed off if they blew a 28-3 lead in the Superbowl.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/stoicSports2.png)
Although I bet even the Stoics would be pretty pissed off if they blew a 28-3 lead in the Superbowl.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/179
The Next Great Stoic Competition
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![The reality TV phase of Marcus Aurelius's life was mostly edited out of Meditations.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/nextGreatStoic2.png)
The reality TV phase of Marcus Aurelius's life was mostly edited out of Meditations.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/151
Zeno and Zeno: the case of the milk
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![The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/zenoAndZenoMilk2.png)
The fridge is empty because they live the ascetic life of virtue, not because it takes longer to draw stuff in there.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/142
Ancient Greek Office
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![They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/greekOffice2.png)
They all laughed, but Thales's bottled water company went on to become a billion dollar empire.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/129
CSI: Athens
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![But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/CSIAthens2.png)
But there is nothing in the Stoic doctrine that says you can't celebrate when that over-popular jackass got what was coming to him, so Zeno of Citium partied hard that night.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/118
Stoicism Man
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!["So...can you help me get my purse back? I really loved that purse."
"Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows..."](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/stoicismMan2.jpg)
"So...can you help me get my purse back? I really loved that purse."
"Woman's love involves injustice and blindness against everything that she does not love... Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or at best cows..."
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/69
Greek Hold'em
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![I gave them name tags because all Greek philosophers look alike. I don't mean that in a racist way...I mean it in a prejudice-against-philosophers way.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/greekHoldem2.jpg)
I gave them name tags because all Greek philosophers look alike. I don't mean that in a racist way...I mean it in a prejudice-against-philosophers way.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/55
Zeno and Zeno
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![Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.](http://static.existentialcomics.com/comics/ZenoAndZeno2.jpg)
Later on Zeno of Citium, in accordance with Universal Reason, ate all of Zeno of Elea's leftovers, because Zeno of Elea doesn't deserve them after the mess he left. I mean come on.
Permanent Link to this Comic: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/50