Philosophy Tech Support
Hello, customer complaints, this is Leibniz. Oh yeah? Well, this is the best of all possible customer support centers, so that can't be true
The Analytics at the Bar
Unfortunately, all the girls left the bar too - scared off by William James
Nelson Goodman drowns his sorrows
Nelson Goodman drinks a lot when he's feeling grue. That's when you are really into environmentalism, then you suddenly get really depressed for no reason.