Hobbes, Locke, and Very Silly Hats
This is actually why there was a ministry of silly walks in Monty Python, because they live in an alternate universe where Hobbes's theory of Leviathan became the dominant political text of the 20th century.
Eowyn Kills the Witch King
"I never expected someone would try to...stab me."
"What did you bring again, Marx?" "I brought the cake." "I thought Engels brought that." "Uh...it's from both of us."
Social Contract Theory: The Game
It turns out that when you agree to play a game with Camus, you implicitly agree to the "Camus Contract". That means Camus is gonna do whatever the fuck he wants.
The Life of Francis
"You've got to always look on the bright side of life. Because any attempt to deduce the bright of life from reason alone will still rely on concepts gained from prior experience of the bright side of liiiiiife."
When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.