Who is wiser after all, the man who refuses to learn about looking good, claiming his ignorance is wisdom? Or the man who, through application of his intelligence and knowledge, has gained the power to dress cool as hell? I think we all know the answer.

I know it's hard to imagine, but I've even heard that some people like to leave the house and socialize.

Yeah, but, every hour that I spend doing laundry is another hour I can't spend making quotes about how to be independent and free. So...