Wait a minute, I don't care that at all, because the verification principle isn't making a metaphysical claim it is making a suggestion about how we should talk about things.
Captain Metaphysics and the Philosophical Zombie
"Yes, but what if the philosophy zombie can't feel any pain, and is only pretending to be a wimpy nerd?"
A Brief History of Metaphysics
Also...everything is facts.
Captain Metaphysics and the Problem of Language
Yes, all problems of philosophy are problems of language, but it turns out that all problems of language are problems of punching, so...
The Philosophical Duel
Ironically, it is the best of all possible worlds where most people think The Monadology is stupid.
Captain Metaphysics and the Postmodern Peril
Strawman Derrida defeated again!
Things Schopenhauer hates: Hegel Noise Life itself Hegel Everything else
Captain Metaphysics and the Extreme Skeptic
Philosophical ideas that can be refuted by punching: 1. Moral Nihilism 2. Moral Relativism 3. Scepticism about the outside world 4. Scepticism about causation 5. Denial of qualia 6. That violence never accomplishes anything
Captain Metaphysics and the Ship of Theseus
You face is suddenly looking a lot like a problem of Metaphysics, Kant.
Gottfried Leibniz and the Quest for the Holy Grail
The French guy is being played by Voltaire, of course.
A very spooky philosophy Halloween
Camus came dressed as himself, because what is really scary is how sexy he is.
Star Wars: but instead of normal, it's with philosophers
They made some prequels, but it had this one really annoying character, Jar Jar Nietzsche, and they weren't very well regarded.
Newton and Leibniz
Can you imagine? All of eternity where Newton is right?!
Captain Metaphysics and the Wizard of Elea
Plus, everyone knows it's a stupid thought experiment anyway.
David Chalmers and the Panpsychists
Once he cut his hair the magic was gone
Captain Metaphysics and the Mereological Monster
Although when you think about it, it's probably still a monad
Captain Metaphysics and the Ghost in the Machine
It's one of the best kept secrets in philosophy departments that most, if not all, metaphysical problems can be solved by punching stuff really hard.
The Best of All Possible Video Games
Leibniz was pretty cheesed off, to say the least, when Halflife 3 launched with decorative wigs that could be bought and traded.